Cantik Mana Pun Dikau

Monday, September 26, 2011

Cantik Mana Pun Dikau

01. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau korek-korek hidung ada timah kelabu jugak.

02. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau lepas makan ada tahi gigi jugak.

03. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau kena hujan tetap basah jugak.

04. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau berpeluh celah-celahan bau hamis jugak.

05. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau pinjam PTPTN kena bayar balik jugak.

06. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau gagal pelajaran kena marah dengan mak jugak.

07. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau duduk tepi buaya kena baham jugak.

08. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau jatuh motor kepala benjol jugak.

09. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau kentut senyap-panas bau telur jugak.

10. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau naik bas RapidKL kena bayar RM1 jugak.

11. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau kencing kena cangkung/duduk jugak.

12. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau mengandung perut besar jugak.

13. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau call boyfriend guna telefon rumah kena caj jugak.

14. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau kena sakat hantu esoknya demam jugak.

15. Cantik mana pun dikau, rupa kau tu pinjaman Allah jugak.

P/S: Hai perempuan cantik, sentap tak? Kalau sentap, jom kapel dengan abang.

Comments

79 Comments

79 Kokokan Suci:

SweetyMui2 said...: paling suka yang ke 15 :); September 26, 2011 at 12:15 AM
alepridz said...: nasib baek aku dikategori HUDUH... fuh~; September 26, 2011 at 12:17 AM
Asyila Zainuddin said...: aku tak pinjam ptptn.. :p; September 26, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Eyka said...: untgg laaa jdi cntikk..hahhaa..klu jadi kack sme tak mcm kat atas? haha:P

okbai :); September 26, 2011 at 12:21 AM
kura said...: kasihan perempuan. lepas ni semua tauuuucenggg letu. hahaha; September 26, 2011 at 12:22 AM
Syazwan said...: hensem mana pun dikau please. haha!; September 26, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Cipina said...: sib baiklah tak berapa lawa; September 26, 2011 at 12:24 AM
Anonymous said...: sentap hati mak nokk :D; September 26, 2011 at 12:25 AM
nurul ain razali said...: hensem mana pun dikau xde???hahaha; September 26, 2011 at 12:25 AM
Izzati Tatie said...: ngeng + mereng ! cisss sungguh; September 26, 2011 at 12:25 AM
wannurfazrini said...: hahah betul tu. semua manusia sama sajaaaaa!; September 26, 2011 at 12:26 AM
Falling . said...: aku x pinjam ptptn.. aku pinjam mara.. masih cantek ke?? muahahahah!; September 26, 2011 at 12:28 AM
syirah rasid said...: hahahahahah! semua betol. nAK tambah g,
kalo tua, beruban jugak,
kalo kulit cekang, bekedut gk. muahahaha

gelak guling2.
aku huduh :D; September 26, 2011 at 12:28 AM
ikeen said...: oohoo. kalau sentap kene couple ke?. huhu; September 26, 2011 at 12:30 AM
nooghulegha said...: lepas nie buat ensem mana pun kau...
>.<; September 26, 2011 at 12:31 AM
DaYaH JeLitA said...: nasib baik aku pakai dg kol pree..kihkihkih; September 26, 2011 at 12:32 AM
imaza93 said...: ada pulak idea nak tulis benda alah niii =.="; September 26, 2011 at 12:32 AM
ayil massambaaa said...: nasib aku dilahirkan menjadi kacak *ok, aku sendiri pun nak termuntah* hahhaa. anyway, nice one.. selalulah kreatif ye.. hilang sakit minda nih..; September 26, 2011 at 12:35 AM
Ked said...: seb bek aku tak cntik..kiut je..hahaha; September 26, 2011 at 12:35 AM
noralisme said...: xmampu ptptn ni,dapat biasiswa je..so xcantik la ni ae,sentap nyah; September 26, 2011 at 12:38 AM
Amna Shark said...: kacak mana pun dikau, x dpt gak pompuan cantik..

sentap tak? haha.. sori, k bye~; September 26, 2011 at 12:45 AM
missa said...: lelaki yg patot sentap.. nak yg cantek je. grrr !! =P; September 26, 2011 at 12:46 AM
Syazwan Che Deraman said...: cantik mana pun kau.
KENTUT BAU CAM HAROOOOMMMMM..

naseb baik tiap kali aku kentut.
aku sembur perfume.; September 26, 2011 at 12:50 AM
The day we meet said...: haha..sentap hati mak nak :p; September 26, 2011 at 12:50 AM
cik_miemy said...: hahah untug cpe2 yg cntik tu ^_^
ske tgk owg cntik...
sb diri ni xcntik :p; September 26, 2011 at 12:50 AM
Sayidah Nafisah Ruslan said...: saya tak cantik.. saya comel. so takde kaitan kan? hehe; September 26, 2011 at 12:51 AM
nerves said...: aku tambah 1 lagi..

Cantek mane kau...kalau abang ayeem mintak.no tepon tak layan...tak gune jugak

kankankan; September 26, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Nyamuk Terbang said...: buruk mana pun aku
ttp xmaw kapel dgn abang ayeem ayam
okbai; September 26, 2011 at 1:03 AM
Anonymous said...: jadah kau ayeem~ LOL; September 26, 2011 at 1:05 AM
hyhhh said...: wow..terbaik la kata2 nie...

Jom terjah sini:
1)Pelik!! Nasi Berlaukkan Kondom di China
2)Kesian…Gadis Muda Berwajah Tua
3) Transformers:Dark Of The Moon (2011) DVDRip RMVB Hardsub; September 26, 2011 at 1:11 AM
Misz Eyka said...: no.10..
haha..
bas rapid area uitm jer cas rm1..
:); September 26, 2011 at 1:21 AM
Aesya Zealous said...: xcantik.xterasa.kbai; September 26, 2011 at 1:31 AM
iyou said...: pergh! tersentap I!! kira jadik la nih kapel???; September 26, 2011 at 2:22 AM
reenapple said...: sib baik aku tak rasa aku nie cantik.. ahahha; September 26, 2011 at 2:24 AM
Dhiya Fariza said...: Ok sentap, jom kapel. Hahahaha. Semua mahkluk yg dicipta Tuhan itu cantik.; September 26, 2011 at 2:45 AM
Yuyul said...: kalau semua cantik sapa yang nak jadi tak cantik . kbai.; September 26, 2011 at 6:54 AM
ctpayong said...: haha ayeem memang macam2..pasni wat entry hensem mane pon dikau..=P; September 26, 2011 at 7:47 AM
erniemusliana said...: fuhhh~~~~; September 26, 2011 at 8:39 AM
♛ Rose Wolfsbane said...: untung la aku x cantik , wakakaka .; September 26, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Puan Eka said...: kesimpulannya....satu jer

kita semua tak sempurna..

:)

like like; September 26, 2011 at 9:52 AM
sergeant keroro said...: sayo tak sentap, sayo alien :P

p/s : thumbs up!; September 26, 2011 at 10:06 AM
nurkaloi said...: same jerk utk lelaki hensem kan kan heee; September 26, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Unknown said...: hehe..xper...yang penting CANTIK....hehehe; September 26, 2011 at 10:15 AM
mas saari said...: betul tu...kecantikan itu hanya sementara!; September 26, 2011 at 10:56 AM
y i e n said...: naseb baik x feeling chanteq, tade lah sentap sgt, ahaks~~; September 26, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Faiz Tapit said...: cantik mana pun dikau, kau tetap ayamku.. <3; September 26, 2011 at 1:17 PM
cakakabo said...: aku cantik...tp aku xyah byr PTPTN huhu; September 26, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Teha said...: HAHA !; September 26, 2011 at 1:37 PM
xxxxh said...: like.like.like :D; September 26, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Ekinn Zhareef said...: kalau mak ekin, dia suka cakap macam ni, "CANTIK MANA PUN DIKAU, TAHI KAU TETAP BERBAU JUGAK". hahahahaha.; September 26, 2011 at 1:55 PM
nazirulhazwan~ said...: shitted.; September 26, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Unknown said...: brrr hahaha. semua org sama rata je :); September 26, 2011 at 2:01 PM
ben osman said...: hahaha. x tahannnn; September 26, 2011 at 2:21 PM
miSs aMaL said...: bahaha.nsb baek xcntk:P; September 26, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Umie Nadhirah said...: ayeem ajak kapel sebenarnya ni..; September 26, 2011 at 2:26 PM
aLyn Lina said...: nak tambah..

cantik mana mana pun dikau, lepas kahwin ke ceruk dapur juga tempatnya..hehe..; September 26, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Namee Roslan said...: hahah! segment baru ke ayeem ! segment cantik mana pun dikau! :D; September 26, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said...: hot entri ni.haha; September 26, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: hahahaha. terbaikk :D; September 26, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Anonymous said...: kfine; September 26, 2011 at 4:33 PM
diya said...: terbaik punya entri.
siapa rase cantik mmg terasa lah tu,
HAHA; September 26, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Idayu Harun said...: spe sini cantik ?? tak ngaku sudah

kuikuikui ,....; September 26, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Han Hanni said...: hikhikk...sentap ke x yang membcanya..hihii; September 26, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Hello Hello said...: kok koko kokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk; September 26, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Engku Sofea said...: yang ke 15 terbaik :); September 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Farah Hanis said...: LOLOLOL tak sentap pung :D; September 27, 2011 at 10:15 AM
merahitujambu said...: wakakah..betul gak cantik mana pon kau..hensem mana pon kau tetap semua tu ada; September 27, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Izyan Balqis said...: nak ambek yang pesanan tu je, hahahaha!!!

nyway, aku xcntek tapi aku kesah yang ke-15...; September 27, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Yaya Ijat said...: cantik mana pun kau, baca entri ayeem senyum jugak...aci x?hehe; September 27, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Mat Pintu said...: terasa i yuuuk!; September 27, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Aiko FarahShahida said...: HAHAHA.

tang p/s tu mmg superb!; September 27, 2011 at 4:36 PM
ezaezora rahim said...: kite pakai helmet naik mot amcam? benjol gak ke der? juhuhuhuh bile leh couple? yok datink... ahahaha!; September 27, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...: haha. sy hodohh. taknak ayeem :P; September 28, 2011 at 2:43 AM
Just Mini Love said...: haha..:D; September 28, 2011 at 9:24 PM
YouSOF said...: 16. Cantik mana pun dikau, kalau berak guna tangan kanan jugak.

No. 15 memang terbaik!; September 28, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Ribena lalalaaa~ said...: heheh..sentapppp; September 29, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Unknown said...: xboleh blah. cantik je ajak kapel. haha :D; October 2, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Anonymous said...: HAHAHA ayat last. terbaekkkk..

p/s~ lame x blogwalking kat sini. hellooo ayeem ayam ^^; October 31, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Medical Procedure in India said...: Thanks for sharing that. It was fun reading it. :-); February 12, 2018 at 7:36 PM